‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina

Ohio police are looking for a man who stole a red Volvo semi truck cab from a local business early Monday morning. The man then crashed the truck into the back door of the Brownhelm Township Adultmart and made off with a sex toy worth $800. In a bizarre robbery, a man stole a semi-truck cab, crashed it into an adult shop and made off with an expensive sex toy. This is not the first time such a crime has been committed at the same store.