'Spider-Man' Impostor Terrorizes Poland (VIDEO)

Spider-Man spends his costumed hours patrolling and defending his beloved home city of New York, warding off enemies varying from cackling goblins to scientists-turned-mecha octopi. His benevolence, however, does not seem to extend all the way to Poland.

In this amusing new video, a less-than-super webhead galavants around Warsaw, kind of climbing poles, annoying his fellow citizens with rope and silly string. Which, because we aren't there, is absolutely hilarious, and would be a more than acceptable substitute for the star-crossed Spider-Man broadway musical.

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